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Adam bin Zulkifli
13 july 1991
chiket_635@hotmail.com
Diploma in Motion Graphics & Broadcast Design, Nanyang Poly
I crack lame
jokes anywhere
i hate YOUR GUTS!
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ASPIRING DRUMMER N GUITARIST
Adam bin Zulkifli
13 july 1991
chiket_635@hotmail.com
Diploma in Motion Graphics & Broadcast Design, Nanyang Poly
I crack lame
jokes anywhere
i hate YOUR GUTS!
OBEY YOUR MASTER
YES,I KNOW.
it has been too FUCKING long since i last posted sumthing about sumthing.
i almost forgot that i had a blogspot of my own.
timecheck nw is 1.15pm,and im nt going anywhere bcos i hav no FUcking MONey and work.I almost wanted to find work...but after meeting my long time fren farhan he said finding work is like finding minahs that are virgins(which is very,very hard to find),he totally gave up on finding the shit and just hav to depend on working as an aircraft cleaner...which is nt everyday bcos the aeroplanes doesnt come everyday.
so i decided nt to waste anymore time finding job and moneh..
and just decided to stay at home,help my mum,make myself non-useful.
i decided nt to post anything or update any shit,bcos u can read them at my frens blogs,so it is an energy-saving time for me nw to tell u a joke
what do u get when u get what and what do u get when u get what?
answer:i dunnoe bcos i just made this up...but anywho,the answer is money,i seriously need money to buy a new harddisk instead of using my sister's one..and to repay some debts(isnt it fun to hav a lot of money to burn?)
chow.
fuck face
OK.YES.BAIK AH.
im finally back from the grave digging out using only forks and spoon that the assholes buried me with.
ok.wth.
Happy New Year to everybody!!!hope 2009 will be another useless year,where u will spent most of ur time thinking for the next year's resolution.(as in not resolution hd,all that stuff u know not the tv resolution,but u gt me).
well for me,i have no new resolution or whatever u called it bcos i find it a waste of time and simply as wasting time like people associating themselves with (starbucks) so as to feel ''caucasionalised'' like what miss williams told me(or is it d.s.s?,whatever la that tickles ur balls.)errr....what else ah.?
i wanted to add a stupid joke here,but i failed bcos what u r currently reading here is not anywhere near a joke or an intelligible sentence....ohya sentence!!!!
WHAT IS THE MOST LONGEST SENTENCE IT THE WORLD?
ANS:LIFE IMPRISONMENT HAHAHAHAHAHAHH!!!(not funny i know,then why laugh?)
ok2,i heard u loud and clear...u want more jokes rite???????
no?.
ok.
fuck u all.(u all do not appreciate jokes like some people,ehem ehem,do.)
wah quite long ah this blog?
weird leh.
im not used to writing this long shit since O LVL ENGLISH COMPO EXAM!
sad ah?
ok2 update on my life nw....updating....loading$...
ok so during the past few months,exciting moments...
BOTANIC GARDEN(MY FIRST TIME!!!)OUTING!!!




this are our special beatiful ladies(nt forgetting melissa's sister who i still havent ask how old is she,eh u read nuthing rite?)
ya brothers of destruction on ur left.im looking at a topless girl btw.


hazimah's boo at the front,
pink floyd at the back(wtf?)


everybody here is staring at u(except khairul) yes hazimah i know u love ur pink floyds.nuff said.
so everybody had a good time that day,thx aimuni for...shit i forgt...but thank u all maggots!!
ps:khai u shock ah somebody work at swensen's?hahahaha!
next up...wow this post sure i long....like my..nevermind
oh ya zac's bday!happy belated bdae boi!
may u,like what fidy say,find a girl soon(tho i dunnoe what's the rush about,unless u want to get laid quickly...but nonetheless,happy bday my brotha!)
ok....ohya some pics i took..for fun btw...
sorry unfortunately blogspot here took a bloody long time to download my picx here..
so just ask me ok next time?
ok finally....some videos for u all to see!!
swedish idol idiot sial!!
next one
numb!!
k last one,its a bit sad tho,nt funnny i assure u
sad eh?look at 0.59 secs
ok so thats all maggots!!bye!!take care of ur papa,mama and frens!!!
To kick off with a good note...i am very sorry for nt updating the past few days bcos im always busy going out with this girl after school....cant tell u who unless u blackmail me with a 2 PIECE KFC CHICKEN MEAL....so if u cant do that then u wont know the name of the girl....
b4 i bore u with tat silly talk...lets get back to where i do best....disturb time....
for the people who are reading this...if u think my style of blogging is somewhat the same..then it must be bcos its disturbia time!
ok...lets go
i feel reallly sad bcos my mum has been nagging these past few days and i during classes i just cant stop keep thinking about her....well especially when i have been deprived these few days..well lets just say there were these people who wants to take my photo during class outing and they wont stop bugging me...haiz...just check my 5 facts on mtv cos its cool and i can say mosquito is nt what they used to be when ur fucking sumone when the parents are not at home..
well u just have to see this mat klepeks well they are still in my tummy and they wont come out
yep watch hsm 3 with my girl and i just love one song with the word dance in it....sincerely hope that girl will dance with me ...so which one do u want?left or right?isnt she cute when she's drinking..hahahah if u r still reading this part i want to dedicate this blog to all of my frens..dun care which kind of frens...the one with cabul mouth or fat or both of them..anything thin or shit....
ily(i lost yoyo).
love
english letter structure.



YES............
YES................
YES...................YES
2ND WEEK OF SCHOOL AND WE HAVE RECEIVED OUR FIRST ASSIGNMENT FOR THE 2ND SEM.
AND I GET TO PARTNER FIE!!THATS WHY MY TITLE IS OKGO..COS SHE LIKE TO USE THAT ON ME..MAYBE BCOS SHE WANT ME TO GO AFTER HOURS OF CRAPNESS FROM ME...I DUNNOE...WOO!!
GREAT PARTNER...AT LEAST BETTER THAN THE LAST ONE...WHICH WAS A FIASCO
LOOK DOWN THERE
THIS IS TYPO
HEllo MGBD MATES,TY(U KNOW WHO) FILLING UP THIS BULLSHIT BLOG FOR ADAM,
AND BOY DO WE HAVE A NEW PROJECT FOR YOU!! ITS GONNA BE FUN I PROMISE YOU.
YOU NEED:
1)YOUR EYES
2)YOUR YEARS...I MEANT EARS,HAHAHAH MY JOKES ARE SO FUNNy!!!
3)YOUR STORYBOARD.
TO BE HANDED UP TO ME BY NXT WEEK,
BTW CHECK OUT THIS VID AS A REFERENCE FOR UR PROJECT
this is a good stopmotion
yes...im very sorry for the very very very rude title...its because fasting month is over so i would like to appreciate my rude side again.
orite very sorry havent been updating cos of HARI RAYA!WHICH WAS REALLY FUN!
i dun want to talk about that cos im selfish with the details(or simply,lazy)
yes i would like to talk about this girl i know.
i hate her to the core
but as a joker,there is still a side of me for which i like(love is a commitment,i cant do dat)her.
but she is a mutherfucking whore.yes.
a whore which i will never think i will ever forget and maybe forgive...i dont know,time will heal everything.i simply dunnoe..
ya went to ps to buy g-string(GUITAR STRING LAH WAT U GUYS THINKING?)met ross and found out some disturbing things about the girl..well FUCK HER.
YA I THINK I WILL GO AND COUNT MY GREEN PACKETS NW.THX
f u whore.
HELLO everybadeh.
Saturday, April 11, 2009 ( 10:13 PM )
YES,I KNOW.
it has been too FUCKING long since i last posted sumthing about sumthing.
i almost forgot that i had a blogspot of my own.
timecheck nw is 1.15pm,and im nt going anywhere bcos i hav no FUcking MONey and work.I almost wanted to find work...but after meeting my long time fren farhan he said finding work is like finding minahs that are virgins(which is very,very hard to find),he totally gave up on finding the shit and just hav to depend on working as an aircraft cleaner...which is nt everyday bcos the aeroplanes doesnt come everyday.
so i decided nt to waste anymore time finding job and moneh..
and just decided to stay at home,help my mum,make myself non-useful.
i decided nt to post anything or update any shit,bcos u can read them at my frens blogs,so it is an energy-saving time for me nw to tell u a joke
what do u get when u get what and what do u get when u get what?
answer:i dunnoe bcos i just made this up...but anywho,the answer is money,i seriously need money to buy a new harddisk instead of using my sister's one..and to repay some debts(isnt it fun to hav a lot of money to burn?)
chow.
fuck face
welcome back!weird post title.
Tuesday, January 6, 2009 ( 3:28 AM )
OK.YES.BAIK AH.
im finally back from the grave digging out using only forks and spoon that the assholes buried me with.
ok.wth.
Happy New Year to everybody!!!hope 2009 will be another useless year,where u will spent most of ur time thinking for the next year's resolution.(as in not resolution hd,all that stuff u know not the tv resolution,but u gt me).
well for me,i have no new resolution or whatever u called it bcos i find it a waste of time and simply as wasting time like people associating themselves with (starbucks) so as to feel ''caucasionalised'' like what miss williams told me(or is it d.s.s?,whatever la that tickles ur balls.)errr....what else ah.?
i wanted to add a stupid joke here,but i failed bcos what u r currently reading here is not anywhere near a joke or an intelligible sentence....ohya sentence!!!!
WHAT IS THE MOST LONGEST SENTENCE IT THE WORLD?
ANS:LIFE IMPRISONMENT HAHAHAHAHAHAHH!!!(not funny i know,then why laugh?)
ok2,i heard u loud and clear...u want more jokes rite???????
no?.
ok.
fuck u all.(u all do not appreciate jokes like some people,ehem ehem,do.)
wah quite long ah this blog?
weird leh.
im not used to writing this long shit since O LVL ENGLISH COMPO EXAM!
sad ah?
ok2 update on my life nw....updating....loading$...
ok so during the past few months,exciting moments...
BOTANIC GARDEN(MY FIRST TIME!!!)OUTING!!!




this are our special beatiful ladies(nt forgetting melissa's sister who i still havent ask how old is she,eh u read nuthing rite?)

hazimah's boo at the front,
pink floyd at the back(wtf?)
everybody here is staring at u(except khairul) yes hazimah i know u love ur pink floyds.nuff said.
so everybody had a good time that day,thx aimuni for...shit i forgt...but thank u all maggots!!
ps:khai u shock ah somebody work at swensen's?hahahaha!
next up...wow this post sure i long....like my..nevermind
oh ya zac's bday!happy belated bdae boi!
may u,like what fidy say,find a girl soon(tho i dunnoe what's the rush about,unless u want to get laid quickly...but nonetheless,happy bday my brotha!)
ok....ohya some pics i took..for fun btw...
sorry unfortunately blogspot here took a bloody long time to download my picx here..
so just ask me ok next time?
ok finally....some videos for u all to see!!
swedish idol idiot sial!!
next one
numb!!
k last one,its a bit sad tho,nt funnny i assure u
sad eh?look at 0.59 secs
ok so thats all maggots!!bye!!take care of ur papa,mama and frens!!!
to the love of my life(i hope u guys love it)
Saturday, November 1, 2008 ( 10:00 AM )
To kick off with a good note...i am very sorry for nt updating the past few days bcos im always busy going out with this girl after school....cant tell u who unless u blackmail me with a 2 PIECE KFC CHICKEN MEAL....so if u cant do that then u wont know the name of the girl....
b4 i bore u with tat silly talk...lets get back to where i do best....disturb time....
for the people who are reading this...if u think my style of blogging is somewhat the same..then it must be bcos its disturbia time!
ok...lets go
i feel reallly sad bcos my mum has been nagging these past few days and i during classes i just cant stop keep thinking about her....well especially when i have been deprived these few days..well lets just say there were these people who wants to take my photo during class outing and they wont stop bugging me...haiz...just check my 5 facts on mtv cos its cool and i can say mosquito is nt what they used to be when ur fucking sumone when the parents are not at home..
well u just have to see this mat klepeks well they are still in my tummy and they wont come out
yep watch hsm 3 with my girl and i just love one song with the word dance in it....sincerely hope that girl will dance with me ...so which one do u want?left or right?isnt she cute when she's drinking..hahahah if u r still reading this part i want to dedicate this blog to all of my frens..dun care which kind of frens...the one with cabul mouth or fat or both of them..anything thin or shit....
ily(i lost yoyo).
love
english letter structure.
welll this is for sumbody who told me to eat JAM.
Tuesday, October 28, 2008 ( 7:56 AM )



SORRY FOR THIS VERY LATE POST...actuali this event happened last friday..b4 we start on this mf project...yesh...so ya
ME,ASHTON AND ZACKY BOY WENT TO THE JAMMING STUDIO TO JAM!
not as in to learn how to appreciate the delicious red JAM....JAM!(As in guitar..u get the idea)
ya this are some pics from the shyte.
ME,ASHTON AND ZACKY BOY WENT TO THE JAMMING STUDIO TO JAM!
not as in to learn how to appreciate the delicious red JAM....JAM!(As in guitar..u get the idea)
ya this are some pics from the shyte.
OK.GO.
Monday, October 27, 2008 ( 11:30 AM )
YES............
YES................
YES...................YES
2ND WEEK OF SCHOOL AND WE HAVE RECEIVED OUR FIRST ASSIGNMENT FOR THE 2ND SEM.
AND I GET TO PARTNER FIE!!THATS WHY MY TITLE IS OKGO..COS SHE LIKE TO USE THAT ON ME..MAYBE BCOS SHE WANT ME TO GO AFTER HOURS OF CRAPNESS FROM ME...I DUNNOE...WOO!!
GREAT PARTNER...AT LEAST BETTER THAN THE LAST ONE...WHICH WAS A FIASCO
LOOK DOWN THERE
THIS IS TYPO
check this vid out
Wednesday, October 8, 2008 ( 1:51 AM )
HEllo MGBD MATES,TY(U KNOW WHO) FILLING UP THIS BULLSHIT BLOG FOR ADAM,
AND BOY DO WE HAVE A NEW PROJECT FOR YOU!! ITS GONNA BE FUN I PROMISE YOU.
YOU NEED:
1)YOUR EYES
2)YOUR YEARS...I MEANT EARS,HAHAHAH MY JOKES ARE SO FUNNy!!!
3)YOUR STORYBOARD.
TO BE HANDED UP TO ME BY NXT WEEK,
BTW CHECK OUT THIS VID AS A REFERENCE FOR UR PROJECT
this is a good stopmotion
HELLO TO U MUTHERFUCKING LIAR
Friday, October 3, 2008 ( 10:06 AM )
yes...im very sorry for the very very very rude title...its because fasting month is over so i would like to appreciate my rude side again.
orite very sorry havent been updating cos of HARI RAYA!WHICH WAS REALLY FUN!
i dun want to talk about that cos im selfish with the details(or simply,lazy)
yes i would like to talk about this girl i know.
i hate her to the core
but as a joker,there is still a side of me for which i like(love is a commitment,i cant do dat)her.
but she is a mutherfucking whore.yes.
a whore which i will never think i will ever forget and maybe forgive...i dont know,time will heal everything.i simply dunnoe..
ya went to ps to buy g-string(GUITAR STRING LAH WAT U GUYS THINKING?)met ross and found out some disturbing things about the girl..well FUCK HER.
YA I THINK I WILL GO AND COUNT MY GREEN PACKETS NW.THX
f u whore.
YOUR LIFE BURNS FASTER.
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