JokerR

HELLO everybadeh.

2009-04-11T22:13:00.000-07:00

YES,I KNOW.

it has been too FUCKING long since i last posted sumthing about sumthing.

i almost forgot that i had a blogspot of my own.

timecheck nw is 1.15pm,and im nt going anywhere bcos i hav no FUcking MONey and work.I almost wanted to find work...but after meeting my long time fren farhan he said finding work is like finding minahs that are virgins(which is very,very hard to find),he totally gave up on finding the shit and just hav to depend on working as an aircraft cleaner...which is nt everyday bcos the aeroplanes doesnt come everyday.

so i decided nt to waste anymore time finding job and moneh..
and just decided to stay at home,help my mum,make myself non-useful.

i decided nt to post anything or update any shit,bcos u can read them at my frens blogs,so it is an energy-saving time for me nw to tell u a joke

what do u get when u get what and what do u get when u get what?
answer:i dunnoe bcos i just made this up...but anywho,the answer is money,i seriously need money to buy a new harddisk instead of using my sister's one..and to repay some debts(isnt it fun to hav a lot of money to burn?)

chow.
fuck face

welcome back!weird post title.

2009-01-06T03:28:00.000-08:00

OK.YES.BAIK AH.
im finally back from the grave digging out using only forks and spoon that the assholes buried me with.

ok.wth.

Happy New Year to everybody!!!hope 2009 will be another useless year,where u will spent most of ur time thinking for the next year's resolution.(as in not resolution hd,all that stuff u know not the tv resolution,but u gt me).

well for me,i have no new resolution or whatever u called it bcos i find it a waste of time and simply as wasting time like people associating themselves with (starbucks) so as to feel ''caucasionalised'' like what miss williams told me(or is it d.s.s?,whatever la that tickles ur balls.)errr....what else ah.?

i wanted to add a stupid joke here,but i failed bcos what u r currently reading here is not anywhere near a joke or an intelligible sentence....ohya sentence!!!!

WHAT IS THE MOST LONGEST SENTENCE IT THE WORLD?

ANS:LIFE IMPRISONMENT HAHAHAHAHAHAHH!!!(not funny i know,then why laugh?)

ok2,i heard u loud and clear...u want more jokes rite???????

no?.

ok.
fuck u all.(u all do not appreciate jokes like some people,ehem ehem,do.)

wah quite long ah this blog?
weird leh.

im not used to writing this long shit since O LVL ENGLISH COMPO EXAM!

sad ah?
ok2 update on my life nw....updating....loading$...

ok so during the past few months,exciting moments...

BOTANIC GARDEN(MY FIRST TIME!!!)OUTING!!!

this are our special beatiful ladies(nt forgetting melissa's sister who i still havent ask how old is she,eh u read nuthing rite?)

ya brothers of destruction on ur left.im looking at a topless girl btw.

hazimah's boo at the front,
pink floyd at the back(wtf?)

everybody here is staring at u(except khairul) yes hazimah i know u love ur pink floyds.nuff said.

so everybody had a good time that day,thx aimuni for...shit i forgt...but thank u all maggots!!
ps:khai u shock ah somebody work at swensen's?hahahaha!

next up...wow this post sure i long....like my..nevermind

oh ya zac's bday!happy belated bdae boi!
may u,like what fidy say,find a girl soon(tho i dunnoe what's the rush about,unless u want to get laid quickly...but nonetheless,happy bday my brotha!)

ok....ohya some pics i took..for fun btw...

sorry unfortunately blogspot here took a bloody long time to download my picx here..
so just ask me ok next time?

ok finally....some videos for u all to see!!

swedish idol idiot sial!!

next one

numb!!

k last one,its a bit sad tho,nt funnny i assure u

sad eh?look at 0.59 secs

ok so thats all maggots!!bye!!take care of ur papa,mama and frens!!!

to the love of my life(i hope u guys love it)

2008-11-01T10:00:00.000-07:00

To kick off with a good note...i am very sorry for nt updating the past few days bcos im always busy going out with this girl after school....cant tell u who unless u blackmail me with a 2 PIECE KFC CHICKEN MEAL....so if u cant do that then u wont know the name of the girl....

b4 i bore u with tat silly talk...lets get back to where i do best....disturb time....

for the people who are reading this...if u think my style of blogging is somewhat the same..then it must be bcos its disturbia time!

ok...lets go

i feel reallly sad bcos my mum has been nagging these past few days and i during classes i just cant stop keep thinking about her....well especially when i have been deprived these few days..well lets just say there were these people who wants to take my photo during class outing and they wont stop bugging me...haiz...just check my 5 facts on mtv cos its cool and i can say mosquito is nt what they used to be when ur fucking sumone when the parents are not at home..
well u just have to see this mat klepeks well they are still in my tummy and they wont come out
yep watch hsm 3 with my girl and i just love one song with the word dance in it....sincerely hope that girl will dance with me ...so which one do u want?left or right?isnt she cute when she's drinking..hahahah if u r still reading this part i want to dedicate this blog to all of my frens..dun care which kind of frens...the one with cabul mouth or fat or both of them..anything thin or shit....

ily(i lost yoyo).
love
english letter structure.

welll this is for sumbody who told me to eat JAM.

2008-10-28T07:56:00.000-07:00

SORRY FOR THIS VERY LATE POST...actuali this event happened last friday..b4 we start on this mf project...yesh...so ya

ME,ASHTON AND ZACKY BOY WENT TO THE JAMMING STUDIO TO JAM!

not as in to learn how to appreciate the delicious red JAM....JAM!(As in guitar..u get the idea)

ya this are some pics from the shyte.

OK.GO.

2008-10-27T11:30:00.000-07:00

YES............
YES................
YES...................YES

2ND WEEK OF SCHOOL AND WE HAVE RECEIVED OUR FIRST ASSIGNMENT FOR THE 2ND SEM.

AND I GET TO PARTNER FIE!!THATS WHY MY TITLE IS OKGO..COS SHE LIKE TO USE THAT ON ME..MAYBE BCOS SHE WANT ME TO GO AFTER HOURS OF CRAPNESS FROM ME...I DUNNOE...WOO!!

GREAT PARTNER...AT LEAST BETTER THAN THE LAST ONE...WHICH WAS A FIASCO
LOOK DOWN THERE

THIS IS TYPO

check this vid out

2008-10-08T01:51:00.000-07:00

HEllo MGBD MATES,TY(U KNOW WHO) FILLING UP THIS BULLSHIT BLOG FOR ADAM,

AND BOY DO WE HAVE A NEW PROJECT FOR YOU!! ITS GONNA BE FUN I PROMISE YOU.

YOU NEED:
1)YOUR EYES
2)YOUR YEARS...I MEANT EARS,HAHAHAH MY JOKES ARE SO FUNNy!!!
3)YOUR STORYBOARD.

TO BE HANDED UP TO ME BY NXT WEEK,

BTW CHECK OUT THIS VID AS A REFERENCE FOR UR PROJECT

this is a good stopmotion

HELLO TO U MUTHERFUCKING LIAR

2008-10-03T10:06:00.000-07:00

yes...im very sorry for the very very very rude title...its because fasting month is over so i would like to appreciate my rude side again.

orite very sorry havent been updating cos of HARI RAYA!WHICH WAS REALLY FUN!

i dun want to talk about that cos im selfish with the details(or simply,lazy)

yes i would like to talk about this girl i know.

i hate her to the core
but as a joker,there is still a side of me for which i like(love is a commitment,i cant do dat)her.

but she is a mutherfucking whore.yes.
a whore which i will never think i will ever forget and maybe forgive...i dont know,time will heal everything.i simply dunnoe..

ya went to ps to buy g-string(GUITAR STRING LAH WAT U GUYS THINKING?)met ross and found out some disturbing things about the girl..well FUCK HER.

YA I THINK I WILL GO AND COUNT MY GREEN PACKETS NW.THX

f u whore.

A NEW POEM FOR THE STUPID GUY(not going out to anybody)

2008-09-29T08:22:00.000-07:00

HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA!

which part of not going out to anybody do u not understand during the past post that started this loving fight?

ohya btw rite,i take out my post nt bcos im scared or anything,it is because,people hated the poem and said that my poem can be made better by putting uglier words.

EHEM EHEM

MY POEM(not going out to ANYBODY)IF U DUN UNDERSTAND THIS,DEN DONT READ EASY!

HAHAHAHA BTW IF U HATE THE POST THEN WHY READ BODOH.
p/s:mari kita sedekahkn al fatehah kpada org yg terasa.insyaallah otak yg sempit akn dibuka luas mcm kpe dan pie.alhamdulilah.

LOVE <3

HAPPY BDAE DEAREST MUMMY(OR AKA MOMMA,UMI,OR WHATEVER ELSE,ITS A MASTERCARD)

2008-09-27T11:32:00.000-07:00

yes,YESterday was my mommas bdae!happy bdae mom!

cant believe u have raised this crazy son of yours for..err..40 plus years(i forgt sorry,i totally suck with numbers,check my maths result if u dun believe)

yea so we dined and celebrate her bdae at sakura buffet restaurant

REALLY NICE FOOD BTW.

OK THATS ALL FOR NW

i wanna end off like other blog does.SEE BELOW

i love you for the way you are baby.you are the star in my universe and i am the crab in your chilli crab plate.

today!!!

2008-09-26T10:33:00.000-07:00

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!

lol,i yearbooked myself and look where it got me

jhahahahah dun forget to comment!!hahahahahah

n dun forget to read from ole below(my pasal ah,my blog what?)

pls read

2008-09-26T08:13:00.000-07:00

IF YOU WANT TO KNOW(OF COURSE YOU DONT)WHAT HAPPENED YESTERDAY.PLS READ THE POST WITH THE TITLE ''OLE''

THANK YOU VERY MUCH
ADMINISTRATION OF CRAZINESS. THE FORNICATION UNDER THE CONSENT OF KING

JUST TO SHARE with you...

2008-09-25T08:11:00.001-07:00

thats all nxt batch coming soon

OLE!

2008-09-25T07:49:00.000-07:00

yeS....YES.....

As you can see with your 4 or 3 or 2 eyes,i have changed my blogskin!

whats with this blogskin?

DONT ASK TOO MUCH.

K So today is another day of fasting again,and yet dunnoe why,when craziness strikes,

i went to play football at KALLANG CAGE! and it was a blast blast blast!

yes it was so fun to finally meet my old skool frens!

yea,where was i?oh yes,stupidity.

As you all have figured out by nw,i was thirsty as hell after the game(which lasted for 2 hours)

i was as thirsty as this guy

no not this guy.this

so thx to ZAC for helping me with this blogskin and the guys who i played with at the kallang cage!k chow

i love u(who?)

WOI KPOCHIES

2008-09-16T02:54:00.000-07:00

yea.......

YEA......

yea.........yesterday went to SHISHA with my poly frens.....very to the kecoh except fer the fact i had to wait for a very long time for them...hahaha...went to gay..eh geylang for a while then went to shisha at bugis on the rooftop...like at the pic there...

err...then ya yesterday was fun and my gpa was even more fun...at least i pass my studio project!!!!!!!!A B!!

HHAIZ

2008-08-29T08:41:00.003-07:00

ok so my project is done/

but i miss my sec school frens...thx yangtien for holding me back to 12

yay!part 2

2008-08-24T08:27:00.000-07:00

YAY...AS U CAN SEE IN MY BLOG....I GOT A FAN!!YES!

A FAN!!

NO..........NOT THIS FAN...FAN!CHECK IT AT MY TAG!!

HAHAHAHAHA JUST LOVE IT WHEN I HAVE A FAN!!

I CAN DO A LOT OF THINGS WITH MY...

FAN!!

WE CAN GO SHOPPPING...

WE CAN GO SNORKELLING

WE CAN GO AND DIE....

BUT THE MOST IMPORTANT THING OF ALL.....

WHo are you?u can be my fan but dun get kway-zy

yay!

2008-08-20T19:37:00.000-07:00

OK.............YTD I WENT TO FIND A JOB...with my gf...her name is mimi btw(nt mariah carey..but chest size same)so...
chiron chiron
chiron
chiba..no not saying it
chikalakalakakakka

love you mimi

btw,again....mimi...wat a name fer a gf.....btw i still do not hav a gf......scroll down some more to see nothing

nothing.

WANNA KNOW SUMTHING?

2008-08-18T09:40:00.000-07:00

im homophobic..so unless u want me to change my face expression...just dun tell me ur homo or sumthing like dat...dunnoe why..it creeps the hell out of me.

for inside deal yearly....use the first letters

2008-07-28T09:00:00.000-07:00

well...in case you dont know...

fifidyfi iffi ufu arefar reafeadingfing thisfis....ufu sufukafa mafamafa...pafahamfam pafahamfam jefe yeafea?

PART 4

2008-07-28T08:32:00.000-07:00

WHY ARE YOU READING THIS?

DONT U KNOW UR NUMBERS START FROM NUMBER 1??

part 3---the irritating ending

2008-07-28T08:25:00.000-07:00

thx for everything.'

im actuali making art

bcos u dun understand a shit from this 3 mins trilogy comprising of:
PEDRA BRANCA

AYAM MASAK BERAK

PRISON B(E(R)AK)-EAK

THANKS FARAH FOR GIVING ME THE INSPIRATION TO CREATE THIS FOR MY FANS AND FAMILY AND FRIENDS AND BATMAN AND SUPERMAN AND NYP AND SDP AND PAP
AND ERP AND PIE AND KRANJI AND KUNJI AND PUNKROCKS

part 2...the sadness

2008-07-28T08:23:00.000-07:00

im so sad.

bcos im wasting time

at
my
blog

instead of

irritating somebody on msn.skype,type,wipe..tripe...

i love my skinny jeans

yea....part 1

2008-07-28T08:19:00.000-07:00

i got a new skinny pants from my sis.

to rub it in.its from new york

somemore?

its levis 511

anymore?
im sounding like a bastard nw

for aniting else?

its a mastercard

KK BUDDIES...THIS IS WHAT UNCLE ADAM DID TODAY(INSTEAD OF PROJECT)

2008-07-21T09:47:00.001-07:00

THATS ALL...SO INSTEAD OF DOING PROJECT UNCLE ZOSO DID THIS TO PASS TIME

LOVE U BABY.(who sia?)

THIS IS TO INFORM THE OWNER OF THIS BLOG.

2008-07-19T08:21:00.000-07:00

DEAR MR ADAM ZULKIFLI,

WE ARE ENTIRELY GRATEFUL THAT YOU HAVE TOOK YOUR TIME TO READ THIS,
BECAUSE WE ARE GLAD TO INFORM YOU THAT YOUR FRENS HAS BEEN PESTERING NON STOP TO CLOSE OR SHUT DOWN YOUR BLOG.SO IN THE MEANTIME WE WILL GET BACK TO YOU AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.

PLEASE DO NOT READ BEYOND THIS LINE BCOS IT WILL SCAR YOU FOREVER.

WHY U ALL SO KPO ONE?SURE DIE2 MUST READ..
KLAH...WHAT'S BEEN UP WITH ME FOR THE PAST 2000 YEARS.

NUTHING..THX FOR WASTING YOUR TIME READING UP TILL HERE.MY BLOG WILL BE PLEASED TO SEE YOU AGAIN

holiday madness

2008-06-19T06:01:00.000-07:00

i miss you.seriously

2008-05-27T08:31:00.000-07:00

Im sorry i havent been updating my stuffs for the past months and weeks...bcos ive been totally busy with my course projects and assignments...thank u lecturers.Im so busy even i dun hav time for u B.ok2,i know im the one who is at fault now..but u shud understand B,sometimes sacrifices are inevitable and i just want u to know that im always by ur side everyday.
I miss u bB.

BY THE WAY,B is nobody hehaehahahahahahahahhahahahaha...like ptui sia if i got a gf...shit man!!!

update!!!!!!!!

2008-04-13T23:41:00.000-07:00

Alright mateys....here's what uncle Adam been up to these past weeks and days and minutes and seconds and nano seconds and...well..you get the idea

lets start with....my orientation in NYP!..

well..yeah i get to meet cool new classmates in motion graphics(which is my course)..and it was a blast!
then we played some team building games which were cool...thx to our NS MEN,Ashton!!hahaha..
on our last day of orientation..err..
oh ya!we performed a cheer in front of bizzilion of peeps from the school of sidm...which was really a cool thing

though by the end of the day we didnt won...but who the hell cares?meeting my new mates is even better than all of that put together..ahahah!

oh ya...i got a call from the stupid company...and i cn tell you this bout them...THEY ARE PERSISTENT LIKE HELL YEAH!!

shit...though the arrival of my long awaited laptop did nursed the broken heart of mine..hahahaha

chey

2008-04-07T04:56:00.000-07:00

chey ur timetable like dat ony

mon:9-6pm
tues:9-6pm
wed:my fav....cos no skool!!we off on tues
thurs:9-2pm
fri-presentation after presenting can go home

ICESAYMEN

2008-04-06T02:43:00.000-07:00

OK!!
i am going to my school's orientation tmr!!(yes...)
fortunately i wont be going there to break some records or bones
but im just going there to hav fun...and typing things like this out makes me feel like a girl.

disclaimer:whatever u feel after this wasnt caused by me but 2 girls one cup made u who u are

COUGH COUGH SYRUP...(NIN JIOM PEI PAKAO ROX!!)

2008-04-05T08:22:00.000-07:00

OK................
updates on what's been happening to the joker for the last week............

on the week b4 this weeek(i dunnoe which week,u weak)i was down with the full package of fever cough and running nosies....

and if it wasnt bad enuff...

this week i was down with it again...only cough this time...no full package

yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr....................

Went to the ''kallang Cage" to play some soccer!!!it was wicked man,im telling u

yes...then..me khai jr and nick went jamming at sembawg there...but initially got prob with my mum....but dun care..

and i went hm leap-frogging everybody who crosses my path

ok lah....

2008-03-28T01:54:00.000-07:00

YES I AM BACK AFTER ONE DAY OF MY NEW POST....BCOS SOMEONE ASK ME TO POST NEW STUFFS ON MY BLOGGIE(WHATS THE USE OF HAVING A BLOG IF EXCITING OR NOT...YADA YADA...HAAHAHAH...LIKE NOOB)

1)For the past few days i have been staring at my guitar non-stop

2)i am currently working at ocbc bank(lie)

3)i (havent) got my new laptop yet

4)iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii........................................cant wait for skool to start,really.

alright...alright...

2008-03-27T03:16:00.000-07:00

Ok....since my frens has been bugging me to put up an new post on my blog...but before i do that..i have to give my reasons for not writing in for so long right?

sooooo.....this are my reasons

1)i am too lazy.
2)i am not motivated
3)i simply sumtimes forgot bout it
4)though i like my blog skin..it still did not motivate me to write in here,in my bloggie
5)i am (not) busy.
6)i am afraid
7)i am tired of typing
8)i simply lead a non-exciting life.

wa wa wa!

2008-03-15T00:50:00.000-07:00

somebody posted a picture of her laptop ah??
summore black colour rite?my fav colour...

oh ya...whats been happening for the past hectic days
1)went for medical check with azmir

2)met a lot of cute girls there..i made frens with most of them and azmir still cant figure how i can be so sociable..hahahah...learn boy learn..ohya i met a new fren name khairul oso.hahahah...ohya almost forgotto,met fazila there with her mother...

3)on friday i went to nyp to deliver my enrolment package with dad...but i didnt gave them my giro form(cos my family dun hav any)

4)then err.....still havent bought my laptop

k good afternoon.bye

oh ya last!!!!
this is for a dudette who likes to rub it in my face just bcos her skool does not hav end of yr exams....but this is even better...my course do not have maths!!!!loser rp!!

heehahahhaha....latest

2008-03-11T03:16:00.000-07:00

ok...hmm...what has been happening for the last few days were...
1)i learned a new joke
2)i have been slogging my pimple-free backside across two days and floors working(as a kendarat,or waiter,sumthing like that and serving people food..woot,the briyani was so nice until i needed a second helping,which faizal found it irritating)
3)yes like what hazimah has stated in her blog..i met new ''members'',from both of the sexes and genders(heehhehaha)
4)sumbody change blog link forgotto to tell me ah?halo!gt tagbox rite?
5)last but not least,i dont thin i have to put a pic of a guy as big as the moon rite in my blog?heehehehhehehe(cos that will be gay)
6)sorry sorry..this is sure last one..newcastle fans are handsome i heard?

hehehahaha

2008-03-03T21:47:00.000-08:00

harlow again a few minutes later from my last posting...this post is for my "girl"-friend who is reading this...pls link hor duddette...(dun worry..my blog do not have any virus accept me!!!hahahhahaha)

mellow

2008-03-03T21:30:00.001-08:00

harlow guys!!!!wassup??for the past days my life has been quite disturbing bcos...can u guys believe it..my sis laptop was infected with a virus two days ago...and suddenly all this stupid pop-ups appears u know...woot...yarh...then this is the best part...when my mum wanted to check it out...she saw a porn advertisement man!!!!!!!!!!!(pls dun blame me for this cos its been a long time since i last visited an adult website)hehehheahah...walan...then she scold me for nothing..but in the end i convinced her it wasnt me then she relented...which was ok for me..

haaahaha
till next time duddettes!!!!!!

wow.

2008-02-29T06:14:00.001-08:00

Guess who i saw when i was walking to the mosque?

Mas selamat.

yes,the most wanted guy in singapore.

JOke Lah walao....
dunnoe what to type
sumbody put a pic of breezers and bacardi ah in their dp?

hmph

nvrmind...i will put a pic of root beer and ginger beer nxt time as my dp...ehehehahhaaahha

Sooo Sorry.....but thx for being patient

2008-02-28T06:00:00.000-08:00

OK kiddos...so sorry i havent been updating my blog for a few days now........
Cos someone up there is playing the best joke on me for now(ive been outplayed!!hahehehahahha),by magically making my computer crashed and beyond of any kind of help

So now....like a big "hehehaha" im using my sis laptop like a big noobie...

so guys im very sorry again if i am a little bit late in updating my blog alright?

TransformerS??!sorry...no girly man this time..lol..sorry!!

2008-02-23T03:41:00.000-08:00

whoa-k

2008-02-23T02:35:00.000-08:00

ERM......for today nuthing exciting ever happened except for two days ago i met ross and his small sis...hahahh..at first she was shy...but then she knew my craziness she was comfortable with me already hahahaha...errm...

me and ross (very)small sister,ahahahahaa

YA...then the next day meet my good fren kamaroazmir..we went to a new ''balirock''

and chilled for a while..he went gaga over ''girly man''...a video which i will try to put up

the next time i blog...(lets hope i dont forget my own website)lol

Alrighto-Mundo!!!!U rock NICKO!!

2008-02-23T02:16:00.000-08:00

AT LAST!!
Someone answered my pleas and it is none other than my goody-two-shoes fren,NICKOLAST!!

Alright bro...this is the Led Zep thang i just needed dude..
Man...this is what i need to motivate me to put more postings sia..hhahahahahahaha

Once again...credits goes to nick for at last finding out my password and doing this for me..
from a Newcastle to a Manchester...our heartfelt billions of thanks!!
(But please let us win on sunday ok Man U?)

yea!!yea!!!rock it!!!

2008-02-19T07:10:00.001-08:00

Hallo!!NI HAO MA!!APA KHABAR!!err...Vanakkam!!

yoyo...so this is my first posting on a new blog and on a new piece of paper..
since i am practically a big noob in this kind of things because shamefully i still do not know how to change my template and put a cbox in my blog..

i hope sumone out there will help me..pls....!!!!

so this all for nw

chow!!